I don't think anyone should mess with the pH of their pussies by sticking random acids and bases up them. That sounds like a bad idea.

Maybe he's reacting defensively to your implication that he tastes bad. Why don't you lead by example?

Wait, so it is okay if it is an adult woman? What exactly are you trying to say? Would it have been okay if the person being explicit was her friend's mother?

This is so not worth your time. This guy is stuck in his little reality, and luckily for you, you do not have to fuck or love or have anything to do with him. I mean, it's not like he was appointed spokesperson for his gender, he's just some dude. And he sounds kind of unhappy to me.

I seem to be in the minority, but I really don't have a problem with this dood being interviewed about Girls on Jezebel. Why? Because the whole thing is so ridiculous, it's a farce. Also, these simplistic analyses have actually made me appreciate Lena Dunham's writing a lot more.

Well, in french a lime is just called a "green lemon"? So...um...yup.

Well, this actually made me feel better about being too poor to take a vacation.

As a white person, the only opinion I have to contribute is that your gif made me snort with laughter.

Aw, you poor thing. I work a lot, too (6 days a week) and if I had your schedule, I'd go mad. Actually, what tends to happen is I become an insomniac and then I get sick, forcing me to stay home. Too avoid this, I am trying to be more realistic about my other commitments, but it's hard. I mean, it's nice to still…

This is the only bear suit I care about at the moment.

A friend and I were discussing her last week and he said, "It's like I forget how talented she is because of how pretty she is. It makes me want to underestimate her."

Really? I thought she was amazing in Young Adult. Totally loathsome, and yet believable, fully developed, and even sympathetic at times. I like the description AO Scott gave her in his review of Snow White for the NYT, how she manages to combine coldness and sorrow.

Yeah, I looked up that article and found that the author seems to be well-respected. Good to know! Thanks.

I am pretty conflicted about AA, since I feel like the same people who bash them based on their CEO's scumbaggery will shop at Anthropologie and UO, who rip off independent artists, promote culturally insensitive stereotypes and even straight out bigotry and homophobia, AND produce their goods overseas in sweatshops.…

Their tights are awesome, and get me through the winter.

Where are you quoting from?

A vet once told me that cats drink less when they eat wet food, so in fact dry is better, provided they have a constant supply of fresh water.

Ha! Ricard is a form of pastis, a drink. You take it on ice with a splash of water. It's delicious, if you like anise. It's very conducive to meandering thoughts on love and life.

I think the point that this is a campaign is an important one. It's not like they were just candidly photographed in uniform while they happened to be breastfeeding. I am very supportive of a woman's right to tend to her child in public, but I agree that the issue is using your uniform to serve your own political…

So's your mother.