I don't think a mental illness can be defined by a county by-law. Hoarding is a very specific condition that affects a particular part of the brain (which is not to say we yet understand much about the mechanism behind it), and if these counties have developed their policy based on number of animals rather than…

I think Gasteyer is channelling the Bright Young Things, back when calling someone "boring" was a deadly insult.

No, that is not close to hoarding, but it is excessive. In the case of a celebrity like Cyrus, though, it's probably ok, since the dogs doubtless have lots of people to take care of them when she's not around.

Yeah, I really hope the police's decision was based on more than her face. On top of all the things you said, this woman is clearly not entirely well (as someone else pointed out, that looks a hell of a lot like body dismorphism), and being harassed by random people who read this and think they have the right to…

Seriously, it really has brought out the twittishness in a lot of people.

Unless they turn it into a comedy...which it really should be.

That's racist, Kyle.

Okay, you guys, I think it's pretty funny how many of you are all, like, "that dance is stupid," and "her bathing suit fits wrong." I am pretty sure - not 100%, but pretty pretty sure - that Jezebel's readership is not Terry Richardson's target audience. Call it a strong hunch.

Do Ryan and Patrick share a publicist? Because if so, I suspect that person of serious evil-genius machinations...

Speak for yourself! [Emits eerie music from genital region.]

At least he wasn't Ruskin (whose 9-year marriage was annulled when it was discovered his wife was still a virgin, after he rejected her on their wedding night for having pubic hair).

Oh my god, that is very disturbing.

I think the thing that bothers me the most is the way Eric could remember everything after the spell was broken. What, we couldn't have drawn that out? Fuck, it bums me out.

I thought it was okay for a man to be hung - just not hanged.

I know, how ungrateful can you be? Clearly this guy has misplaced guilt.

ahahah...hearted.

No way! I suppose that does make sense.

It's Zadie Smith's little brother! He's a rapper-turned-comedian, and I now have a crush on him.

I know, I have watched it, like, 10 times, and it still completely cracks me up.

If any of you missed this over on Gawker, it is HILARIOUS. At least if you like tea and/or rapping.