My guy, my guy. Divorced dude to divorced dude. Seriously, actually, for real, don’t make any major money moves yet (the word yet is key here). Especially money moves that sound like $30,000 of retail therapy.

If you have an iphone and are ordered to hand it to a cop, just press and hold the power and one of the volume buttons. It opens the screen to shut off the phone ,but even if you don’t it disables FaceID/TouchID. 

*BANG BANG BANG* Space is safe! Send your billionaires! *BANG BANG BANG*

No shit.

Plus anyone left working there is looking to leave or looking over their shoulder for when dipshit is going to lay them off on a whim. Their quality is going to shit.

This company is a husk of its former self. The cuts have been deep and it has probably caused good people to leave for more stable ventures. One person can not solve this but one can completely destroy it.

The Wall Street Journal thinks Elon Musk is a douche, and the VFW thinks Donald Trump is a douche. These last few days have been pretty great!

The Xhitter bubble?

They deserve to take a bath on this for funding his lunacy, but sadly we all know that they’ll just end up passing off the losses on the economy writ large and we’ll all end up paying the price for subsidizing him.

It’ll brick itself when it gets wet. 

As the uncle of a special needs kid, Musk’s use of that word, Zuckerberg is going to need to get in line behind me fight this dude, and there will not be anything left for him. Any F’ing time Elon, any F’ing place. What a total piece of shit.

How dumb does he have to be to fuck up such a simple denial? Of course he didn’t donate it, no one’s going to argue with that. And then he goes and says something stupid.

“Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?” Musk wrote on his social media platform, X.

Oh boy do I have a movie for you!

The media makes it a trend so they can fill time and space with it. Most new “trends” are things people did anyway but were never given a dumb name. I doubt many people are “rawdogging” (ugh) flights, they’re probably just drifting in and out of sleep like the rest of us, and some online editor gave it a name and made…

Rawdogging means precisely one thing, and it is not that.

No credit to the OG of flight rawdoggin’?

Not just any maps. Motor Vehicle Use Maps. Nobody wants to be the reason a trail becomes permanently off limits because they were riding on it when it was marked closed on the MVUM but appeared open in person.

Why restrict it to ‘National Parks’ though? Most off-road vehicle parks are actually run by the states and counties.