I also hear she planned the entire operation and killed every one of those people herself.  

Say what you will about how diet and fitness have evolved over time, but Richard Simmons was the rare gem that actually gave a crap about actually helping folks get healthy and happy. Sweatin to the Oldies and all his videos/ specials were filled with real people who were there to get active in whatever way they could…

Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons on the same day.  Farewell, legends.  The 80s really are over. 

I miss people like Westheimer and Sagan being sensible on a show like Tonight. Very useful. in popularizing science. Fallon just doesn’t quite manage it somehow.

They want their money back, money back, money back, money back, money back, money back, money back, money back.

Testimony  about how she felt about his “Schwetty Balls” would’ve been the cherry on top.

The thing is, most people probably don’t even do a cursory check on their condoms before using them, and checking them in a more than cursory manner might actually lower their effectiveness. Condoms have a 98% quoted efficacy rate, and I’d wager less than 10% of users do anything more than check the expiration date,…

If I bring my car to my mechanic to get my brakes fixed and then I immediately run someone over because my brakes decidedly don’t work when I’m pulling out of the lot, am I supposed to stand trial for not checking over the work of the person I paid because they had the experience and qualifications for that thing?

I will remember your invaluable legal advice next time I shoot a gun at a condom.

After seeing this photo of Rudolph, it’s nice to know that she (like me) doesn’t know what to do with the gift bags you get from Amazon.

Yeah, it almost felt vindictive and personal. I didn’t think his actions rose to the level of criminality though I can see him being held accountable civilly.

I mean, yeah, anyone following the news can point out how weak and plain weird the prosecution’s case was.

Are we sure the Beastie Boys aren’t vexatious litigants? I hear that they’ve got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers.

I love a Gen X band keeping the torch alive for getting PAID FOR THEIR DAMN MUSIC. 

Love that sketch.

That’s good news for those of us who only watch movies in semaphore.

Holy hell! He crashed 3 patrol cars, probably costing some $50k + each at least and probably a lot more in taxpayer money while breaking policy each time, and only got 1 day suspensions?

Also it wouldn’t have happened if Uber didn’t approve an account with a made up social security number and a driver’s license photo that doesn’t match the submitted driver photo.

To my ears, the “go F*ck Yourself” statement that Elon made sounds a lot like a legally binding and hard to misinterpret release of any advertising contract that a company might have had with X and its CEO.

I feel significantly dumber having watched that video.