It looks like my Speedo Cannon has competition...

“Mr. Warburton magazine, which is not, as far as we can tell, a magazine about the actor Patrick Warburton.”

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

Just mix some apple cider vinegar with CBD, top with turmeric, mix in lemon juice and cayenne, and you’ll be so anti-inflammatory that people within a 3/4 mile radius will be de-inflamed just fro being in your general vicinity.

I’m not a lawyer, or a bartender, but if i was a bartender, i wouldn’t serve a 15 year-old regardless.  again, just a guess, but i’m pretty sure legal emancipation just means you can make your own personal decisions, not that other laws that apply to minors don’t apply to you.

So do you still take more than you can eat? I tell my kids to eat what they take too. They can go back for seconds if there are any left.

That would require a level of introspection not currently in evidence.

Swift can mobilize young white women like no one else. A smarter campaign team would have been working to win her over for years now.

Way ahead of ya, I plan to send mine right back out as soon as I get it and fill it in. Then go back to researching where one might obtain guillotines. For, you know, no particular reason.

casting a short,curvy, dark woman as Princess Diana would’ve been an interesting choice.

Fair point, tall blonde and slim is clearly not a brave new standard for Hollywood. I will say, though, that 6'3" is so tall for a woman that I’m sure women that height get treated unkindly, are subjected to stares and comments virtually everywhere they go, and many men who are under 6'3" (the vast majority) wouldn’t…

Beat me to it. Probably they’ll use the Tom Cruise method (also known as a step stool).

It’s difficult for people to view planning for a disaster that didn’t happen as worthwhile, even if the disaster didn’t happen because of all the planning.

“But naysayers, fond as they are of saying nay, pointed out that countries that did almost nothing to avoid Y2K issues, and institutions that didn’t have the resources to spend (like small businesses and public schools), still had very few problems.”

I’m pretty sure they did that buy just being awesome. What they did with In Rainbows is what changed music distribution. 

Maybe people just love music.

Seems wrong that an AV Club article about the Y2K bug would touch on movies about it without mentioning Office Space, the Mike Judge comedy about disenfranchised office workers fixing the Y2K bug at a bank.

This is why no one likes people who like Radiohead

No joke, the first song I downloaded off of Napster was the Perfect Strangers theme song 

I know a few, but tiresome, loudmouth, self-proclaimed carnivores seem far more common.

Bacon isn’t even the most difficult meat to replicate in a recipe. That fried chicken skin, however..The fried chicken smell in the Publix parking lot. Damn.