They’ve gone from a band I hate to a band I dislike to a band I’m indifferent about.

To be fair, Hanks’s real life didn’t feature hookers, drugs and sex with donkeys. Belushi, on the other hand...

Yep, sharp is way better than snazzy, and it’s also what I would consider professional neutral. Snazzy to me hints at some subtle (or not so subtle) wackiness--like your jacket is bedazzled or something. Sharp connotes stylishness without being sexual. 

Haha, he’s also corrected the spelling of “Kumbaya.” That was quick!

Fisher’s tweet is incredibly vague as you say, which why I would expected a very short article with a “more details to follow as the story progresses” instead of a reference to Whedon being a terrible husband.

There’s just judgment without any context.

“he also consumes intelligence verbally”

I’m sorry, but what the fuck is that?

It’s not uncommon to have your name on buildings you don’t own. Just ask Jimmy Buffet, Donald Trump, or Greg Applebee.

I like the panicky ‘never compliment anyone at work! you’ll immediately be accused of being a predator!!!’ responses.

Or just delete Facebook like you should do anyways. Problem solved

I was hoping they’d go back to guys in rubber suits dancing with Vanilla Ice, but I guess this is will have to do.

The gun is a pistol with a bayonet.

Wes Anderson forces members of his cast and crew to sit in silly little dainty chairs...at gunpoint.

Great news, I like how every 5 years now we get a new album from him. Maybe he can do another Christmas music boxset too, it’s been a while since the last one!

The Tim Hortons Pretty much every app might be is tracking your every move 

My favorite piece of Lifehacker advice I ever read was “replace all of your socks with white tube socks from Costco, so you never have to worry about matching or losing a sock.”

“Hi I’m cap_n_jack and I’ve never heard of Americas Funniest Home Videos”

Which is fine assuming

The thing I don’t understand about this stance is that there is nothing stopping men from entering women-only spaces except the sign on the door. 

Personally, I’m glad he was using that hand to gesture, because he looks like the kind of liver paté-filled balloon animal that can’t keep his greasy fingers off of the trigger.