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Continuing the clothes analogy, to me it’s kind of like when something is labeled “unisex.The default design is male and they are moderately accommodating female.

Oof, that is some sketchy business ethics!

There are so many of them! They should have been awarded a bigger plaque to accommodate more bibimbap.

If the handle’s green, I’m pretty sure that’s diesel they’re drinking. ;)

This, x 1000. I feel like I’m failing the register person, as I’m just standing there looking like some time-traveler from the 1800s waiting for the menu screen to cycle around again and again to read my options.

In the before times, I would try to bring my own travel mug when I got plain coffee and it worked great. However, when I got an espresso drink I never did b/c I wasn’t sure if it would screw up how they made the drink since my cup might be different dimensions or the foam wouldn’t layer right or something.

The self-checkout still requires an authorization for alcohol by a clerk, but apparently I don’t pass for ‘could conceivably be 21' anymore, so I just make eye contact with the clerk and they remotely OK it on their little tablet thingy.  On the plus side, it’s very quick.

I’m not typically looking at the floor- I’m looking at the aisle signs, which are up high- so I was hard to train when the one-way aisles first appeared. Then apparently no one was following them and my local grocery store just gave up on the idea after a few months.

Sure you can, but the germination rate could be low depending on the age of the seeds and the conditions of their storage before & after they got to you.

Well the Salty Waitress suggested leaving their friends a 25% tip, so I’m glad they got a second opinion.

Usually start with the burger and then go back and forth. Unless your burger/fries is dropped off at the table before the rest of the table gets their food, and then it’s nibbling on french fries until the waiter returns. It might not be technically waiting for everyone to get their food, but it seems slightly more

I would 100% watch this version of Richie Rich.

Only been to a Waffle House once- late at night as a student after we’d been drinking. I just remember the grits being this unnerving bright yellow color under the florescent lights.

I was very confused that this was somehow not already a movie released in 2004.

Unless you’re a rabbit who gets to eat their food twice!

There is no way a staffer didn’t write that goulash pun. Sure it’s an easy reach, but I can’t believe she remotely has a sense of humor.

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