Unless you’re a rabbit who gets to eat their food twice!

There is no way a staffer didn’t write that goulash pun. Sure it’s an easy reach, but I can’t believe she remotely has a sense of humor.

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/law-and-order-dun-dun/

A quart of Frank’s? Finally an excuse to get that Costco-sized bottle! :)

How else are you supposed to fit your family tree on one scroll, if you don’t keep marrying siblings for generations?

I blame the Google person who published this. Clearly, a simple Google image search would clue you in that french dip is a sandwich, not a dip.  Perhaps Oregon is anti-dip?

Perhaps they only asked 9-year old girls in Alabama?  The idea of jewelry you could eat was very appealing to me as a kid.

I would think Diet Rite would definitely be the next stop for Tab drinkers over Pepsi. It has a similar 1983 feel to it.

My first job was cleaning, washing windows, and weeding around the exterior of a local fast food burger joint- including pick up trash in the parking lot. I kept hoping I’d get rich (for a 14-year old) finding dropped money under the drive thru window... I think I topped out at 32 cents one day.

We eat mock duck in curries, however I’m not going to lie and say tastes the same as real duck.

My stepmom always made me gargle with salt water as a kid when sick.  I’m not doubting it worked, but man did I hate it with a passion.

Plus the MREs will last forever as you won’t be tempted to eat them unless it’s an emergency!

All sorts of high calorie non-perishable food would be a good addition to the trunk in winter. Just make sure you rodent-proof the container, or you could have a whole host of critters who have moved in while the car’s been parked outside or in the garage.

As best I can tell, it’s just because Starbucks put out a news release about it and everyone picked it up.

Maybe they end a routine in a human pyramid shouting unanimously, “Norm!”

So, a terribly subjective question: is any of this stuff worth the price? Like, if you had a prime grade non-Wagyu steak and a Wagyu (or Wangus) steak side by side, would one taste noticeably 5x or 10x better?

Catwoman said it in a trailer that showed during Spider-Man. My eye roll was practically audible.

Melons are filler fruit.

Yep, Stalin was in 1939- after all the massacres, famines, and signing the non-aggression pact with the Nazis!

We used to do this when we lived in a prairie town and the cemetery had a lot more trees compared to the surrounding area that made it a great birding spot. We’d make sure to put our binoculars down when we saw mourners so we didn’t look like creeps. Plus like you mention, we found a lot of hints in the markers and…