It may not be unsafe, but it is bound to be disappointing.  One would get more satisfaction and food with a rotating hotdog and a slurpee.

He did play an entitled creep (who tries to sacrifice a classmate) in an episode of Buffy and I remember thinking, “Yeah, I can see that.”

Based on the episodes of NCIS I’ve seen, I think it’s mostly about stopping terrorists who personally know and hate Mark Harmon (and, thus, hate America!).

How many gorillas did you have on hand?

I like to imagine the social history of the place where that movie takes place. What brought them all together in a cultural mishmash with one gigantic factory that no one enters or leaves. How many people made a living with just mobile carts full of knives? It’s supposed to be America, but also it’s England and also…

My pastor growing up had an annual sermon about how he was giving up rutabagas for Lent. Except that he didn’t like rutabagas anyhow.

They were liquid syrup form in plastic. Like ice pops, but aquatic animal shaped.

What do you think the oldest thing in your fridge is? I recently found 2 seahorse-shaped popsicles in the freezer from my stepmom’s trip to Thailand in 2013! And we’ve moved twice with these buggers!

I am not even well-known beyond my block, but if I started posting this range of crap on social media and my company got complaints about it I can’t imagine it’d help my professional future. (I do speak on behalf of the company.)

That is a low bar indeed.

This might be why the US government generally doesn’t allow offices to buy food with taxpayer money.

I taught at a community college that had a required class kind of like that- something like “Life Skills”? It was a grant funded program, so I’m guessing they dumped the class when the money ran out.

Cows weigh well over 1,000 lbs. I am not hugging something that large & that produces that much methane.

While they might have considered using Sharp White Cheddar-based packaging (cream color), the red & yellow is a standard Tillamook purchase. I’m not sure McDonald’s uses “cheese” and not “cheese food product.”

That Turtle stare is... intense. Works well with the goofy bow tie and teeth though.

Tough choice, but Lillian for the win with naan.

Good lord- now I’m looking up Hootie & the Blowfish data.

What would that cost- a couple thousand dollars at most? (Assuming SC has some minimal social-distancing going on- I know, a big ‘if.’) It’s still plenty generous, but even some of the Blowfish must be able to afford this.

I’ve never been bothered by the name Hoobastank, but maybe because I always hear it in the voice of David Letterman since the mp3 I had was from a Late Show appearance & included his introduction.

Fundamental!