Conversely, could one approximate this experience by just smelling scented candles with your mouth open?

I feel like Fudd would be better off learning how to use snares and traps.

True, the legs don’t really have much meat, but when they stick straight up off the platter will they ever wow your dinner guests!

Republican women who don’t go to rallies, aren’t particularly worried about LGBT (afterall, #AllLivesMatter), but will, depressingly, vote for Trump cause the Democrats don’t love America enough?

I really didn’t like Cars, not least because it triggered about 50 questions about how it didn’t make sense (who processes oil into gas? why do they have seats? who built the buildings? how does a car economy work?) to the point where the husband threatened it’d be the last movie he watched with me.

I actually clicked on the photo just to make sure somebody hadn’t digitally Sharpie-d that monobrow on!

Maybe. I never thought of her as a ‘glamorous’ singer, but perhaps that’s my bias. I’ll have to ask her if she feels attacked for being her authentic, delicate self in rural MN.

Last time I visited my mom’s we went around the house and tallied something like 40 decorative signs, picture frames, various knick-knacks that featured the words “Live”, “Love”, or “Family” on them.

I generally really enjoy grocery shopping when I’m not in a rush and can just look at all the products and compare price per ounce, etc. However, now grocery shopping causes anxiety and is much less pleasant as I’m concentrated on being efficient, making sure the purchase will last for at least a week, and trying not…

If you read the back of a Folgers can (or Kirkland or whatever), it says use 6 oz. of water per serving of coffee, so I think you’re right that it could be 25x6 or 25x8. Either way, I’m pretty sure that amount of caffeine would send me to Urgent Care.

I’ve had peanut butter on apple slices as a mid-morning snack lately during Teams calls that I don’t expect to have to talk much on. It is much more satisfying than having a plain banana (albeit noisier).

This header photo is the first podcast photo I’ve seen where he at least resembles his NewsRadio days rather than Lex Luthor in the 80s.

That looks like a bad idea for multiple reasons.

I stumbled into it towards the beginning of quarantine and was super hooked. It turned out to be such an odd but engaging take on Scooby Doo. Plus, the episode with all the knock-off Scooby Doo gangs was a complete hoot. I vaguely remember most of them from 80s reruns, but man, were the Hanna-Barbera execs. cheap…

Ridiculously rich guys: amassing impressive but entirely ornamental libraries since at least the 1520s.   FTFY

Well maybe if they had done more than the bear minimum of food storage protection, they would still have their candy.

I don’t loathe melons but 9 times out of 10, they’re filler fruit.

Don’t forget the hacker defense:

Especially since those face masks are more effective at protecting you from the getting the staff’s virus than they are at protecting the staff.

Well, on the plus side, I’m sure Forks, WA could use the tourism money.