Silly me for thinking she got taken off the air because she’s a garbage person; she’s incompetent, ignorant, and she consistently says vile and inflammatory things that no sane person could reasonably argue in this century.

Of course, I believe her.

Is that 72 times longer than Brock Turner got? But yeah, they should both be in jail for a very long time.

I hate watching the DNC and DWS alienate an entire generation of young progressives, as well as a huge bloc of traditionally Democratic voters.

I need more data! Is the fat content (nutritional info on the back) related to burnability? How hot does it burn? Actual time for each “chip”? Also, which one smelled the best?

One more time... FOR SCIENCE!

Fired is a start. Charged and tried or there’s no justice.

Oh wait, it’s Texas. Just keep raping, dudes.

I said “vagina” in class today (we were doing some introductory sexual health lessons) and I teach kindergarten. Why are Canadian 5-year-olds more mature than Michigan school administrators?

There was also Boatie McBoatface Elementary School but it didn’t make this list for some reason.

You sure about that? Ask people in Oakland, Baltimore, New Orleans, Chicago, Minneapolis...

Those are the comments of people who would have told John Lennon to stop fucking imagining and live in the real world, you commie hippie.

People like you, and the Hilary supporters above, really show your true colors by snarkily dismissing and ridiculing actual progressives and future leaders. All you’re doing is…

And on the other hand, the closer Bernie’s delegate count gets to Hilary’s, the more obnoxious and condescending her supporters are getting. 300 delegate lead, 250 delegate lead, now 212 and counting.

Nice that you’re not generalizing or anything. I guess what’s important is that you have a nice, convenient false narrative to believe in.

It’s just a nice place to dance.

Was it Maggie Gyllenhaal in blackface?

Second all-time in international goals... After Abby Wambach.

“Dellavadova called for humping.”

In 2015, toddlers shot more Americans than terrorists. Is Trump going to keep them out of the country too? It wouldn’t take a very tall wall, just a crapload of baby gates stuck together.

Sarandon is having a “moment?”

Playboy voted her “Celebrity Breasts of the Summer” in 1981. And considering Rocky Horror was filmed in 1975, that moment is now into its fifth decade.

It’s a good thing, then, that the riot police were there, NOT looking like Nazi brownshirts or anything like that. Keep the trains on time, the mall open, and all democratic dissent crushed under the jackboots. Oh, and kill more blackies.

People slow down to look at car crashes. That doesn’t make them fans.