They totally were. SO MANY guys think they have a magic dick. Or a magic duck, which is what I typed first, and which is honestly more likely to appeal to a lesbian.

Yesssss! I clicked expecting it to be Innerspace.

Ah, the Chris Elliott effect

Goddamn, how I miss Charles Grodin. Anyone who can act as great with a Muppet as he did in ‘The Great Muppet Caper’ deserves to be carved into the side of a mountain. Even his bit part as the guy who won’t let Anthony LaPaglia’s cop commandeer his car is a delight.

Joe Dante is an underappreciated genius.

I love Martin Short, but he really has a knack for portraying grotesque and off-putting characters. Jiminy Glick, plus his characters on Arrested Development and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, are enough to make me clench my sphincter in anxiety whenever he shows up in something.

Alternately, just watch Innerspace instead and be entertained instead of, you know, enervated.

I posted this upthread...I howled.  

It will be a trilogy, which finishes off the story in the final film, Carriest.

“a home of young people where the residents believe they are really animals rather than human beings”

Before reading the synopsis, I found myself wondering if this was a sequel to the 2017 remake of Carrie.

I’ve seen a couple of movie rumor sites peddling the idea that the untitled Sony/Marvel movie is a live-action Spider-Verse film that would feature Tobey Maguire’s, Andrew Garfield’s, and Tom Holland's Spider-Men teaming up. No idea how plausible that is, but it sounds awesome.

So many stars for this. Demolition Man was a joy. It was so self aware that it was one bad cliche after another and it feasted on that. Sandra Bullock was the perfect WTF balance to Stallone and Snipes, who chewed every scene they were in. Not sure I can remember a movie where Stallone really looked like he was having…

Cast Steve Carrell. Get some fake tan and a blonde wig with some gray in it, he’d be perfect.

“What if we had motorcycles in the Wild West?” is something Michael Scott would suggest.

Quite surprisingly, this movie ended up giving me one of my favorite filmgoing experiences.

I saw it at a radio station’s free screening in San Diego. Including me, the crowd was oh, about 75 percent Mexican/Mexican-American.

Cut to the scene in which Branaugh reveals that his “evil plan” involves returning Califas…

This looks so much more enjoyable than Joker. I’ve had root canals that were more enjoyable than Joker, so it’s a pretty low bar, but still.

I’m no right-winger, but I think this is a much more complex issue than has been perpetuated. Conservatives aren’t the only ones protesting this issue, though their (underlying, prejudicial) reasoning is certainly unique.

If this was about professional sports that might be a valid line of discussion. This is not about professional sports.  This is about students, at school.

It’s standard journalistic practice to use the full name and then acronym it in case your reader is unfamiliar with the acronym.

This focus on vaginal orgasm strikes me as generally bad? Like... I love penetration and can achieve vaginal orgasm with a partner, but solo it is not the same and I prefer external only. Are my solo orgasms not good enough? The focus on penetrative sex and penetrative orgasm can be alienating for some.