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They totally were. SO MANY guys think they have a magic dick. Or a magic duck, which is what I typed first, and which is honestly more likely to appeal to a lesbian.

Yesssss! I clicked expecting it to be Innerspace.

Ah, the Chris Elliott effect

Goddamn, how I miss Charles Grodin. Anyone who can act as great with a Muppet as he did in ‘The Great Muppet Caper’ deserves to be carved into the side of a mountain. Even his bit part as the guy who won’t let Anthony LaPaglia’s cop commandeer his car is a delight.

Joe Dante is an underappreciated genius.

I love Martin Short, but he really has a knack for portraying grotesque and off-putting characters. Jiminy Glick, plus his characters on Arrested Development and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, are enough to make me clench my sphincter in anxiety whenever he shows up in something.

Alternately, just watch Innerspace instead and be entertained instead of, you know, enervated.

I posted this upthread...I howled.  

Cast Steve Carrell. Get some fake tan and a blonde wig with some gray in it, he’d be perfect.

“What if we had motorcycles in the Wild West?” is something Michael Scott would suggest.

Quite surprisingly, this movie ended up giving me one of my favorite filmgoing experiences.

I saw it at a radio station’s free screening in San Diego. Including me, the crowd was oh, about 75 percent Mexican/Mexican-American.

Cut to the scene in which Branaugh reveals that his “evil plan” involves returning Califas

This looks so much more enjoyable than Joker. I’ve had root canals that were more enjoyable than Joker, so it’s a pretty low bar, but still.

I’m no right-winger, but I think this is a much more complex issue than has been perpetuated. Conservatives aren’t the only ones protesting this issue, though their (underlying, prejudicial) reasoning is certainly unique.

If this was about professional sports that might be a valid line of discussion. This is not about professional sports.  This is about students, at school.

It’s standard journalistic practice to use the full name and then acronym it in case your reader is unfamiliar with the acronym.

This focus on vaginal orgasm strikes me as generally bad? Like... I love penetration and can achieve vaginal orgasm with a partner, but solo it is not the same and I prefer external only. Are my solo orgasms not good enough? The focus on penetrative sex and penetrative orgasm can be alienating for some.

I show this movie in my class when I’m teaching about product placement and advertising. The kids love it.

I have a degree in nutrition and have worked out for 2o years. I have taken HGH which he 100% has. A fat 40 year old doesn't change their muscle/fat comp in 12 months like he does without help. Not about being lazy you dolt, taking HGH doesn't change the amount you have to work out it greatly reduces the required rest

Don’t feed the Troll ! This one has been all over the greys waiting for someone to respond. Just checkout the “pending".

This captured my feelings exactly. Calling someone “my n***a” and saying the n-word while quoting rap lyrics is being a dumb teenager who doesn’t know better.