Machete order works very well. A New Hope (IV), Empire (V), Attack of the Clones (II), Revenge of the Sith (III), then Return of the Jedi (III).

Pretending Phantom Menace gets rid of beardless Obi-Wan, midichlorians, Jar-Jar hate, Jake Lloyd, and keeps the Vader/father reveal intact. I guess we lose Annakin building…

Wrong. If a company bakes cakes, it can't refuse to bake one because the customer is gay, black, Jewish, or French. That's discrimination. Jesus taught the opposite.

It's spelled "Llatino."

It's Arizona, so they obviously go after the black one first.

"Corrado, the unorthodox breakout play."

That's John Shorthouse on the play-by-play, he's been clever, understated, and hilarious for 20 years.

Also, Corrado, the rookie callup who's trying to replace busted-hand-gone-for-two-months Kevin Bieksa and his 20 minutes/game. Looks like the front office is REALLY shopping for…

Serial rapist. If there are dozens of public accusers, you can bet your ass there are dozens more (yes, and scores) who are too ashamed/terrified to come forward.

I thought you were talking about this one:
http://www.hockeyfeed.com/fight-tonights…

Talk to people who've worked with him — they say he's just a wonderful person beloved by all. Kinda weird for Hollywood.

The "Future of the NFL" is more rapists and felons? Way to go, Mr. Goodell.

Do you come up with alternative explanations for EVERY news story you read, or just the rapes and sexual assaults?

The NFL is worse than the Mafia. Tax-free status, the players don't get decent pensions or disability coverage, their contracts are a joke; the teams can cut players unilaterally... maybe they should hire the NHLPA to run their players union.

Between this murderous a-hole and the county prosecutor McCulloch, I can think of two racists who deserve to get lynched.

When this dude graduates from high school, no one is going to listen to his drama queen whining. What a little weenie.

Keith Olbermann Clinks Three Tiny Bottles Together While Chanting "N-F-L... Come Out To Play-ee-aaayy" Then Switches Characters (But Stays In The Same Movie Reference) And Beats The NFL To Within An Inch Of Its Life With Baseball Bats Then Switches Characters Again And Yells "CAN YOU DIG IT" On A Megaphone.

So Ray Rice got suspended indefinitely for lying to the NFL.

What does Goodell get for lying about everything else?

I'm betting you get a lot of spit in your drinks/food and don't know it.

Seriously, don't hate the players, hate the game. Your moronic screwing-over of hardworking waitstaff will not alter society's rules on tipping, it only shows the world that you're a shitty person.

All those armed motorists and no one tried to stop this brutal thug? Cops like this make it harder for good cops to do their jobs. And more dangerous.

8:45 am. This'll be fun to explain to my coworkers.

Considering we've got Mexico, Cameroon, Brazil, and Croatia (all four teams just happen to be in Group A) I think it's safe to say that we'll get them all. Next up: Spain, Chile, Netherlands, and Australia.

Have you ever watched the Koshien national high school baseball tournament in Japan? Their pitchers throw 100+ every day for two weeks straight. DiceK, Nomo, Irabu, Uehara, Hasegawa, Sasaki, all of 'em rocked it. No word on how many high school aces wrecked their careers doing it, though.