if you’d dipped the thighs in an egg wash you would’ve completed the circle of life by coating the chicken with its children and cooking it in the residue of its ancestors

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.

I certainly pay a vastly greater percentage of my income here in America for health insurance than the 5 - 8% I’d be paying via taxes in Germany, for instance.

I would pick another album from the same year, Spiritualized’s ‘Ladies And Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space’

Never Let Me Go, the book by Kazuo Ishiguro. Man, what a book. 

Last I checked, Boston can eat my ass.

I’m for them!

Unpopular opinion: Ranch, like most dressings and nearly everything that contains mayo, is fucking disgusting.

This is why I have no friends.

The correct take: ask Marchman, and then do the opposite.

posters of, say, a crocodile wearing a leather jacket and goggles, riding a motorcycle and vomiting the name Belle & Sebastian.

Given Michael Schur’s sensibilities, I would not be surprised if The Good Place ended up being Eleanor, Chidi, Jason, and Tahani finding a way to be fully at peace with themselves, that there was no actual Heaven or Hell, and that The Bad Place was simply a somewhat deceptive motivational tool for people to figure out…

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/04/tender-beef-barbacoa-chipotle-tacos-recipe.html also pretty simple to convert to a pressure cooker

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

Though not a “badass” in the traditional sense, Stewart did wonder playing villanious against type in Green Room last year.

I’m so fed up with these Republicans. I’m really pissed off about the softball game shit earlier in the year, nobody had the balls to once say why that guy did what he did, but I knew exactly why he did it. It was fucking OBVIOUS why he did it. This shit is why he did it, McConnell and this 1.5 trillion dollar…