Many comedians turn into the people they used to make fun of. I just didn’t think he’d be one of ‘em. It’s disappointing.

What is oral if not third base, though? It’s not full penetrative intercourse and second base is generally understood to be fondling above the waist, so...

Sunseri’s pepperoni roll >>> Mancini’s. I haven’t made it to RP yet.

One should not eat Primanti’s sandwiches at all, because they are bad

[A female character SNIFFS and thinks about her NECKLINE.]

 The Shield’s “Family Meeting” and Review’s “Lightning, Cryogenics, Last Review”

Review way too low

I got Oldboy from Netflix back in 2009 and it blew my mind. I had probably only seen a handful of foreign films before then and it really opened up my world, along with a couple of film studies courses and a cinephile roommate.

I spent a night in Omaha on a cross-country drive last year. Had a pretty good fried chicken sandwich and blue corn hush puppies for dinner downtown. It was a Friday night at like 9:00 and I didn’t see a single other person on the walk through the (eerily clean) streets, so this all checks out.

Salt being a last resort ingredient is...certainly a take.

Wawa has been in Jersey for decades (along with PA, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, and DC) and they’ve opened a bunch of locations in Florida in recent years. They also used to be in New York and Conneticut back in the day. But yeah, they’re not in competition with Casey’s so that’s a weird framing, as is saying…

Adding my voice to the chorus: Not an MPDG, a perfectly likable (if underserved) character, played well by a charming actor.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love Lizzy Caplan

“It’s Oppenheimin’ time”

Happiness is great. I haven’t seen The Idol but from what I can gather, it sounds pretty lousy.

“Don’t kill anybody for a few days, see what it feels like.”

Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos

This reads like someone asked ChatGPT to write a review of the new season of The Bear in a parody of early 2000s Pitchfork, then ran it through Google Translate a few times and haphazardly pasted it back into their word processor while on a coke binge.