I rarely buy candy bars, but when I do it’s almost always a Take 5.

Thanks for reminding me that it got cancelled :(

Loved it but don’t necessarily ever need to see it again and also totally understand hating it.

Papa John’s signature six-ingredient dough

Things I liked: The 1978 sequence, the score, the look of the mask

I admire Michael’s efficiency there - murdering a dude by just tossing him onto a transformer and simultaneously throwing the whole town into darkness so he can more easily do his thing. That’s just veteran savvy, can’t teach it!

Find what you love and let it kill you.

Sour Patch Kids aren’t even good on their own

Gerri rules and J. Smith-Cameron is also terrific in Rectify (which is merely one of the many reasons you should watch that show if you haven’t already)

I feel like 4 has a few things going for it - Danielle Harris’s performance, the batshit ending, and those credits among them. Lands basically in the middle of my sequel rankings.

Alas, this was Taste of Colorado 2018. I don’t know how many people have done it, but I certainly hope it’s a lot.

A few years ago, Smash Mouth was playing at a big food event downtown. It was free, so I went, wearing a Shrek costume. Steve Harwell gave me a death glare from the stage and at least a dozen people asked to take a picture with me. Fun day.

Scream 5: Surf’s Up!

I usually skip the jelly and opt for cookie butter instead.

hell yeah

The Vanessa Carlton song is “A Thousand Miles”

It’s up now, finally.