I wouldn’t argue that it wasn’t a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride...

Hasn’t toured in 13 years either and seems unlikely that he ever will again at this point. I would pay an ungodly sum of money to see him perform.

“Pass.”

She has done nothing wrong, ever, in her life.

The cherry on top of a finale that was stellar from start to finish. Legitimately cackled.

To quote Lewis Black: When I was kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn’t pokin’ his ass into it.

A friend who is unfortunately no longer with us used to take instant ramen and instead of boiling it, just run the noodle block under hot water from the tap until it softened, then sprinkle the seasoning packet on it and eat. He called it a soup biscuit, and it was equal parts fascinating and horrifying to watch. I…

It is a tale

The Shield is fantastic and by my count has one of the only two perfect endings in television history, the other belonging to Review. (I loved The Sopranos’ ending but it doesn’t quite hit the same level for reasons I can’t quite articulate.)

That guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

I don’t know what people were expecting after 15 years, but I thoroughly enjoyed it - though I admit it’s fair to wonder how much of that was on merit and how much was just being happy we got anything at all after so long. Regardless, the final line is absolutely perfect, even without the context of Milch’s diagnosis…

Spent a little time with some downstairs neighbors yesterday and had to post up next to the (lidless) garbage can in the kitchen lest Rascal be left to feast. He never got anything but it damn sure wasn’t for lack of trying, probably had to shoo him away once a minute or so.

I want to say it was named something vaguely Italian-sounding

Agreed with your assessments, though I didn’t see Spectre and don’t plan to given how tepid the response was. And they could’ve used the excellent song that Radiohead put together, so the garbage they went with being a last minute replacement is no excuse.

Dennis Lee claims that he’s never purchased Starbursts as an adult

Yesterday was the thoroughly debunked “seal in juices” nonsense, today it’s “the bun doesn’t matter.” Uh...

One of the best restaurants in my neck of the woods serves a burger on a house made English muffin and it rules.

It’s been a while since I bought them, but I enjoyed that bags of Pizza Rolls pretty much always contained a couple more than the listed count.