Give me maple everything, and

Stop it, please, for God’s sake, please stop it. There’s no more time! Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

whoa

:’)

That’s perverse!

Yeah, I was thoroughly underwhelmed by Killing Eve and didn’t bother continuing after finishing the first season.

Given the irreparable damage that certain folk have done to this country under the guise of Christianity, I’m comfortable telling them to get fucked if this concept offends them. 

You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought.

Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale*

When I was in Seattle this summer, I stopped at Sea Wolf Bakers and got croissant brittle. It ruled.

I have a couple of friends who seemed like they might be en route to being lifers, but now one is making six figures and the other is a professional musician pulling down $80K. I’m glad they got out.

Maybe now they could actually give either of the people Trebek himself thought would be good replacements a shot at guest hosting?

I was just remembering this show the other day and wondering if it had/would become a COVID casualty. Glad to hear otherwise.

Well played, clerks...

• Eggs: Benedict

The bar I frequent on Friday nights has a taco stand inside of it and I almost always order their steak, chorizo, and potato tacos. The potatoes are typically crispy and delicious, and they overload the tacos so it doesn’t strike me as filler. The one time the potatoes were undercooked, though...no esta bien.

Microwave:

There is some logic to the loss leader approach, but the article explicitly states that a lot of people were ordering the dish and nothing else. Maybe they were still pulling in enough on the margins from those who did order additional items to make it worthwhile, though, at least for a while.

My label keeps on droppin’ me ‘cause I keep on gettin’ killed but I’m like, “I’m gonna come back! I’m gonna come back!”

I mean, I get it being a publicity stunt and it’s clearly succeeded in that regard, but they could still have gotten most of that juice without making up to 20 of them a night for six months straight at no profit whatsoever.