No, we truly don’t. If I never see that stupid, provincial gatekeeping pizza tribalism bullshit rant again it’ll be too soon.

Believe it was multiple simultaneous abductions, but it’s been a while.

“The Chain” was pretty fantastic

Also also, count how many times Rocky shifts and how many times he actually looks at the road while he’s driving.

Had a huge crush on Jena Malone and was an avowed teenage atheist so of course I loved this. Haven’t seen it since it came out though.

Yep, and Once Upon A Time was the first time since she died that I didn’t feel like QT was desperately missing her. I’d imagine she still could have made it better, but it was easily his best since she passed.

Never a bad reason to remind folks that this exists:

LOL this dude has no pages

Honestly, I hate that clip. I have no patience for bullshit pizza tribalism and literally every time the subject comes up somebody posts it like they’re original or clever when in fact they are neither. If I never see it again it’ll be too soon. And Stewart walked back that rant later anyway.

It’s really more of a casserole anyway.

Assemble your crew. I’ll be outside.

Marnie wins. Pita in the last round is absolute robbery.

You know, I’d question the intelligence of the manager for going along with this obvious scam, but after seeing Compliance it barely even registers.

As a former Pennsylvanian who lived on both sides of the state: Sheetz doesn’t have better food, and Steelers fans are just as annoying as Eagles fans.

She also has nothing but good things to say about Jimmy Yang.

at some point in your life, you have to sober up

Looks like he’s wearing a poor-fitting Ethan Hawke mask in that header image.

I hope people are ordering their takeout or delivery wings with the sauce on the side. Gotta keep ‘em crispy. Just toss them in the sauce when you get home and it’s so much better than the soggy bullshit you’ll likely wind up with otherwise.

Fox News when they catch wind of this: MICHELLE OBUMMER TELLING YOUR KIDS TO EAT YOU AS PART OF LIBRUL CONSPIRACY