This is true, but it doesn’t make it any easier to me to eat mashed potatoes (they were the last thing I ate before my only bout of food poisoning)

When is Joe Pesci’s butthole not transcendent tho

Oh, you know, the guy who was in that movie that came out last year.

“Shit, I been cut already?”

“Oh no, I have to scroll past some words for this thing that someone put a bunch of time, effort, and money into making and I’m getting for free! How dare they?!”

Used to get their donuts free on the reg when I lived back east because a buddy managed one of their stores, but I wouldn’t pay for them. They don’t have much of a presence in Colorado anyway (looks like only eight stores, though they’re all within a 10-mile radius of me).

It’s in the batter, and if you’ve never had a sour cream donut you should fix that (but maybe get a better one than Dunkin).

Yeah, while I’ve never played the game I’ve read several essays about it and that rang false to me as well.

I think so too, and it may be why Drive has been the only Refn film I’ve liked. Only God Forgives was an irritating slog, and Neon Demon looked pretty but had nothing else going for it.

The important thing was that I had a WSJ ad on my belt, which was the style at the time.

Has Weezer made anything worth listening to in the last...20 years?

Panzerotti should be included in the pizza-adjacent category. My hometown joint called them “inside out pizza” and made them a bit bigger than the typical version, but until my parents moved a few years ago it was my first meal on almost every visit home. One of these days I’ll take a stab at making one myself.

I wouldn’t have guessed any of these pronunciations - it’s a word I’ve only ever seen in print, and only recently did I even become aware that these were a thing.

All I know is that you need a whole lotta star wipes

Wise man say, “Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.”

They pass the savings on to you!

Butter. Finger. BBs.

Well, well, well...