Where does he keep his fuckin’ shinebox?

I had somehow never actually seen Heathers so I fixed that last night. Not a whole lot to say about that hasn’t been said a million times before, but I liked it.

All raisins have undesirable characteristics in that they are raisins, and therefore terrible.

They’ve already ruined chicken breasts (which were already the worst cut) by breeding mutants. You stay the hell away from my wings.

Vote is for Aimee (just barely) but I’ll echo several others - why only three rounds when there’s such a wide and wonderful array of bread products?

I don’t understand classifying naan as a whiff, but to each their own.

Yeah, I’ve heard nothing but good things about Jeni’s and would love to try some but that’s a steep price. I just checked and I could get a pint at the nearest Whole Foods for nine bucks, but then I’d have to go to Whole Foods...

My boss was kind enough to gift me a Freshly subscription when I had shoulder surgery a while back and cooking was a challenge in the initial phase of recovery. The food was...fine. Generally a step up from most frozen supermarket entrees, nothing exciting. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone who has the time and…

Can you rasta-fy it by 10% or so?

Buncha savages in this town...

My mom always adds Tootsie Rolls to her popcorn.

Yeah, Primanti’s sucks shit. Pittsburgh is an underrated food city with dozens if not hundreds of places you should go instead.

He just wanted to be pure...

I refuse to believe Danny DeVito is anything other than a lovely man.

That taco doesn’t even sound good, it’s just a bunch of expensive shit thrown together with seemingly little regard for how the flavors would interact. In other words, bog standard rich people bullshit.

After having churros and hot chocolate at San Gines in Madrid and Xurreria in Barcelona last year, I am similarly ruined for most of what passes for churros stateside.

what in the actual fuck

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