They did what? Even though I eat at Wendy’s maybe once a year, I’m appalled and outraged.

Counterpoint: Get fucked, fascist.

You’d sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive ape? You must’ve smoked some bad granola...

You stuck with those idiots for three nights before bailing? You’re either a saint or sadist.

two things, etc.

Hate is a strong word for me, but I agree that this season has lost the thread. Here’s hoping they finish strong tonight and get their act together for the final season, because this has been one of my favorites for a while.

Same question, and if not pls ungrey

Schmidt is the greatest Phillie in history, but he’s not even in the conversation for best player ever...

They backed a guy who choke slammed a journalist the night before an election.

RIP Thin Man

Yeah, I’ve lived in both cities and been to a handful of games at both parks, and I’d give the edge to Coors. Dem mountains tho...

I like several pickled veggies. Actual pickles, however, are an abomination. Bloody Marys too.

I subscribed to the Athletic after they poached Charlie O’Connor from Broad Street Hockey. His work alone is worth the $30 I paid.

I long ago accepted the fact that I will never have a six-pack. It’s not worth the effort to me because I love food too damn much.

For reasons beyond my comprehension, my very strict/overprotective mother allowed me to watch Halloween when I was 9. The next night, we went on a haunted hayride which prominently featured The Shape.

Also, I guarantee that anyone who isn’t already aware of the statistics and researches how frequently wrongful convictions occur (not just from intentional malfeasance, but simple procedural errors littering the legal system like improper lineup construction and uneducated jurors) will have their minds fucking blown.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever.

But(t) of course

Genius is oft decried as heresy by those who are butt.

That’s Hanlon’s razor.