Having moved from Pittsburgh to Denver this year and done that drive, I endorse this plan. It’s all the same shit, really.

Period declined comment, but a source familiar with the situation claimed that Colon and Period got into a heated argument that nearly turned physical before Comma could separate them. Interrobang was reportedly shocked.

Can I go now?

They captured the texture of a shroom trip pretty damn well, have to say. If I knew anyone who was thinking about doing them for the first time, I might actually show them this.

I’m experienced enough with drugs to know how to handle myself and been fortunate enough to have near-universally positive experiences, but…

By all rights I should enjoy it, but for reasons I can’t quite articulate, it just inspires a visceral distaste. Come to think, that’s kinda how I feel about most of Tim Burton’s work.

Am I the only person who has always hated that movie?

“Do you love Smashing Pumpkins?”
“Are you kiddi - I *LOVE* TO DO THAT!”

Someone just died this weekend from a bite suffered while hiking in Golden, coincidentally.

That’s after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184.

This is Rascal and he is a very cool and good dog.

Living in Mountain Time rules. Game started not long after I got home from work and ended at a reasonable hour.

Yeah but he was a white guy so it’s totally fine

Why is doom in quotes? Is it an ironic doom? IS THE WINK IMPLIED?!

It would absolutely have been Junior.

GameCube controllers sucked and people who are fanatical about Melee are fucking insufferable.

Counterpoint: Jane Eyre was already boring and also bad.

“I would say something about your bitches, but it looks like you ate them.”

That is a fun fact. I bet Bea Arthur is the one who convinced him that free will doesn’t actually exist.

Michael putting his whole arm in Janet’s mouth freaked me out but as always she is down for whatever.

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