Fiskfuls of dollars was right there.

Tax Shelter Foods, Inc.

what kind of a fucking name is Glogy Foods lol

Yeah, but you can’t make it too obvious. “Let’s put the EV charge port in the cupholder! And these round black rubbery things — these are obviously the headrests, right?”

Fiskfuls of cash?

His failure or success is probably defined by him by his living conditions and bank account, which I assume are both fairly comfortable.

Most drunks have quite a bit more reliability and dignity than Fisker.

I’m convinced that he’s somehow a one-man tax fraud scheme, where corrupt billionaires who need to lose money for tax purposes just throw money.

“Cities now have an affordable alternative to traditional subeterrain transportation.” this, this is the best part of your ridiculous tirade. Goddamn you're out of touch with reality.

You lied when you said you are not a musk fan. You constantly make up lies to protect your idol of your cult, regardless of them having any bearing on the truth.

Exactly.

“I’m not a Trump fan but eggs are 20 cents more expensive so I’m going to vote for a fascist.” 

How much stock you holdin’?

I don’t think you understand how depreciation works. It’s a nice effort, I’ll give you that. But when a vehicle was originally sold for an amount and then sells again for a different amount, those are the numbers that matter. Do you think you’ll be able to sell that brand new $80k CT for $75k next year? Lol go ahead…

Not an Elon Musk fan

“but if you compare against current MSRP, which is lower in 2024 than it was in 2023, it’s only 8% depreciation”

Asking price does not equal selling price. And a $15,000 discount for 50 miles isn't what I'd call "holding value" either.

He is becoming further and further detached from reality.

If you’re taking means of data sets, and your two data sets are:

Nissan is almost certainly the make with the most missing bumpers per million miles.