Why not a TSX wagon! They have 240hp, a 7k redline, paddle shifters to make the old-school 5A more lively, and a nice suspension. They have also aged beautifully. A big guy should be able to fit along with 3 other people AND the dogs in the back! They can be had under $15k and are reliable as the day is long.

I’m going to ignore the part about not wanting an unreliable car.

I’ve never met anyone that owned one that wasn’t completely happy with it.

In what universe is a 200,000 mile Lincoln Town Car about to break beyond repair?

So here’s the plan :

Hey, it looks great if you stare straight at the sun without blinking for 5 hours and then look at it.

Wow I thought the x6 was ugly. oh wait, it still is.

It is an impressive bit of ugly isn’t it?

I don’t think trucks from a luxury make will catch on in the US. The people who buy luxury trucks want the illusion of the trucks being from a rugged base, and that’s Chevy/GMC/Ford/Ram. These individuals are much more likely to buy an $80k Ram than an $80k BMW truck. Look what happened with the Lincoln Blackwood and…

Genuinely impressive how hot BMWs ugly, bulbous design streak is going...

I had a third generation with a stick. It’s nearly bulletproof, and fun to drive. I eventually handed it down to my son. The car is now closing in on 200k miles. One of the best car purchases I’ve ever made.

No. No it isn’t.

I think you’re missing the point of this satirical article.

No, it isn’t.

For me, it’s the interior. The Trail Boss and the Rebel are the same price, but there is absolutely no way I can spend the same money and get the GM interior. It absolutely is a deal breaker. This coming from someone who has always bought GM up until the last few years.

Facts don’t care about your feelings.

Some cars look better in person than in pictures, like the new Mazda 3 and some cars look worse in person, like the BMW 8 series. Some cars just look bad no matter how you look at em.

So....it looks bad in person. And in pictures.

So how’s the team morale been working in Chevy’s design department?

These still look amazing.