Es precisamente lo que decía yo. Es, “me cago en la leche”. (Y no “cago en la leche”) Pero también “me cago en la puta”, “me cago en tus muertos”, etc. Son dichos más bestiales que “me cago en la leche.”

Eh, that’s not really what it refers to. It’s also: “ME cago..”

Also, don’t use the word “said” as an adjective. Said practice is infuriating.

Obviously.

As an economist, can I pick your brain for a second?

I was a lower-middle class kid from rural Montana and applied Early Decision to Penn way back in the day. I truly can’t fathom a better experience than I had. I’ve never met as many “normal” smart people. Yalies not so much.

I work abroad. I’ve hired half a dozen Harvard Law grads for summer internships. Incidentally, I’ve had half a dozen terrible summers.

I’m sure this is great baseball analysis, but I swear to God it’s another language. Or Scientology.

Billy is the anti-Burke: he sees everything that’s nothing as long as it has to do with his favorite target.

I went to Penn with Ivanka. Graduated with her in 2004. My fratbrothers would have never said such a thing about her or others. Yeah, she’s “hot” or whatever. But “piece of ass” would have been a weird, overtly revealing statement that would have invited criticism or mockery.

Did I say otherwise? No. I merely said it’s possible. Clearly it’s the minority of cases.

Maybe the dingo ate her vagina.

I wasn’t in a relationship when I met her. So, not at all.

I wrote the story elsewhere below, but I’m actually married to my study abroad crush and have a daughter with her. Been living here ten years and couldn’t be happier. The six years across the ocean from her weren’t easy. But such is life.

Everybody always assumes the long-distance relationships are doomed.

“DEBT FREE COLLEGE”, where our endowment pays for capitalization but but not hyphenation!

Just because you wrote them a letter saying that you’d play for free for a year doesn’t mean you work for the Raiders, JaMarcus; they have to answer your letter first.

You should get your facetious meter checked.

+6 tall boys hidden in the garage.

So, totally inappropriate content ahead, please stop reading, but Ive got to get something out of munch head: I don’t know why this made me think about DEVGRU and Delta, but it did. Maybe something about hairy violent motherfuckers.