Also, “trading stock tips” sounds like what a teenager thinks sophisticated adults say. I went to UPenn, Wharton grads don’t even “trade stock tips”; they usually work with algorithms that take into account information nearly instaneously. Unless you have inside information, you and your high school pals “trading…

None of his teammates has ever intimated that sentiment.

Socio abonado of Real Madrid here: who, pray tell, might thou consider the best player on my beloved side?

5. Hyphenation of compound adjectives.

Compound-raised racists are terrible at hyphenating compound adjectives.

It’s the Cristiano Ronaldo effect. Charitable, community-driven stars who show emotion when they lose. Not a sympathetic figure despite being, literally, above-board role models.

Does it really Mérida apology?

Wait, what Republican was elected? I thought Trump was elected. He ain’t no Republican.

Holy shit, Billy is not only an ardent supporter of the Barça tax frauds and avid hater of the philanthropic Cristiano, he’s also in favor of Trump’s immigration policies? Wow; just wow.

Baylor already trademarked that option.

Yes, all positions must be equally respected! Indeed, these two men who cheated on their wives but think it’s appropriate leadership to decry a woman for her cheating husband should be respected by all! Don’t even hold elections; everyone is equal!

New England Deplorables.

I’m absolutely sure you don’t.

“[B]ut they don’t have enough money to get out of paying taxes.”

Nobody was saying the two are equivalent, so stop pretending they did. Players shouldn’t verbally scrap with fans. But that’s not as egregious as throwing a water bottle.

I’ve lived half my life in Montana and half in Madrid; I can’t imagine either demographic preferring this over any other options. Except maybe some Santander banker who bought some olive trees and wants to look cool. And there are like ten of them.

Peter Thiel’s lawyer just came in his Me Undies.

But, sadly, who would know?

You’re not marginalized enough in real life?

You’re being facetious, but clearly that’s not a literal insinuation. “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” is no less absurd from a strictly literal interpretation of the two vulgarities. You want to have sex with me and my horse?