Did I just watch a video of a YouTube video? What is this witchcraft?

Actually, the extent to which Mike McLintock is a prescient spoof of Sean Spicer is staggering.

Man, now chants at a Rangers game. This is getting Messier and Messier.

Yeah but Jerry Rice, Irvin, Monk etc. Most players don’t win SBs, it’s easy to pick any position and say they are not conducive to winning by naming players without rings.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

So it’d be pretty funny if Kyle Shanahan just up and decided to stay in ATL after the super bowl right? I mean, I’m a Niners fan and I’d certainly like to give him a shot, but just imagining Jed York turning 12 shades of red and having to restart his coaching search with the added caveat that whoever it is will now…

I don’t think “gutteral” is the word you were looking for there, but regardless, The Rolling Stones, The Misfits, No Doubt and Savage Garden were all active at the same time and all released songs featuring guitars in them in the same “era.” One would not say they are all part of the same genre because, well, they’re…

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Paying $100 to not get a job with the Browns seems totally worth it.

I think this was the woman who was interviewed by This American Life in their last episode. Don’t dismiss her, she had a lot of very smart things to say and everything she said about how congress works is absolutely correct.

The Preakness is like this if the dress code was wife beaters, cargo shorts, and high school equivalency diplomas.

Do they not pay taxes on their income? Do they not register their vehicles? If so, they are paying taxes.

Desperately making jokes for no compensation other than a brief ego boost, hmm, I don’t know if the Deadspin commentariat is going to relate.

Good thing there was that coaches film. It was almost the Burfict crime

This might not be a big deal, but your take is objectively wrong.

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

Just say fuck the lemons and bail