Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Is this what they mean when they say that on field chemistry is so important in the NFL?

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

WE ARE!

Do not Google “Bears in bathtubs” at work unless you work somewhere very progressive and/or somewhere in the midst of a bankruptcy.

I wanna see that asshole Nyquist in the Derby.

Not to mention “next time,” literally means the next time - and not every time thereafter. That one little list is easily the weakest part of the article because it undermines some very salient points about language with what is actually harmless jargon. The paradigm shift bit though is pretentious as all get out, but…

Unless you were to make the overarching argument that the total talent of the league is down. The opening up of the offence in conjunction with a worsening talent pool would skew your comparason.

Oh god, that voice does sound like him. It would be awesome if they went to some hidden camera view, that shows the control room, and Phil Hartman is going crazy.

That’s a Cold Hard Fact.

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

John Oliver was the first person to suggest owners build their own stadiums....in 2015?

I think Simmons is a fascinating case. Pioneered is a really strong word. But he was one of the first writers to start out blogging about local sports and pop-culture and parlay that into a national gig. And when he was the Boston Sports Guy, he was great. There was really not a lot like him out there. And then he…

That’s...not how plagiarism works.

Honest question: were 22-year-olds EVER desirable people to work with? Isn’t everyone, regardless of generation, kind of a shithead straight out of university?

His job is to report on sports business for ESPN. You figure that job required him to spend Super Bowl Sunday—the biggest day in all of sports business!—frantically building his own popularity on a whole other company’s publishing platform?