Holy shit you got SERVED. Retire your account today.

Sorry dude, I’m not paying $11 for a sixer at a package store. Even with Trump’s price hikes I can still get a 12 rack of something fine for $15 at the Huge Mart, to go along with my $21 case of the Champagne of Beers.

For the love of God, read the exceptional fantastic four and future foundation series written by Jonathan Hickman

But, more importantly: What’s wrong with her hair?

die in a fire

Sign me up when they pitch a solo Prowler movie.

I read all 32 of these, every year. I occasionally comment on the Chiefs one because I, like Joe Montana or Alex Smith, turn my attention to KC when the Niners make bad decisions.

...all while repeatedly spelling his idol’s name wrong

I got that same $5 deal for my 2 year old for Christmas! He loves car mags - he won’t go poop without one (not kidding you).

What’s that doohickey underneath? Extra Elite Ash Catcher? The Weber 22-inch kettle without it is $99.

What’s that doohickey underneath? Extra Elite Ash Catcher? The Weber 22-inch kettle without it is $99.

He’s a welder. If he’s not total trash at it, he’ll be just fine. His newfound folk hero status may or may not be an advantage, but either way, he shouldn’t have trouble finding a job.

Thanks a lot... really good stuff here. My story’s about the same as yours except that I’ve never attacked the problem with the amount of attention you’ve given it.

You’re picking fights on the internet about a certain topic.

It’s a good thing you’re here to shed light on the ‘pedophiles snatching up toddlers from right behind their parents while walking around the neighborhood’ epidemic, because literally no one else has ever reported on or even mentioned this incredibly real and actual problem facing our society. Must be the liberal…

Die in a fire.

Die in a fire.

Die in a fire.

Die in a fire.

Die in a fire.

I’d mess this up, guaranteed. I’d wear it for a week by accident and get used to it.