I do appreciate actions where the outcome of either success (hitting the table) or failure (missing the table) both have the same bodily health outcome. Shows either a real commitment or (more likely) complete ignorance of physics and physiology.

I’ve partied hard in those Orchard Park lots, don’t get me wrong. But the antics nowadays just make it not worth the hassle for us olds (I’m 42).

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According to my brother-in-law, who was at the game and walked past this just before it happened, the people he spoke with who arrived afterwards said the guy was pretty badly injured and removed by ambulance. Second hand, obviously, but he also was told that before the tweet went viral, so take that for what it's…

Long way to go for that one, but well played.

Trump 2020

Never mind what song was playing you insensitive bastards, that dude looks genuinely hurt. I just hope he recovered and isn’t so shaken up he can’t find his way home.

The wrasslin ring

He’s not dead, he’s just pining for...

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

Actually they are probably doing the right thing, assuming someone called for help. If someone takes a literal nosedive into concrete they might have neck damage and should only be turned over by medical personnel.

I hadn't noticed the "Free The Juice" sign in the background.

Nah. Bye week. Perfect for him to heal up and try again.

Well, best case is sticking the landing, wowing a comely Buffalo lady with his courage and athleticism, and parlaying it into this . . .

Playing in the background (if I can hear correctly), because of course it was:

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

In a sane world, this would signal the end of this dumb shit.

Would have never guessed he would come up short.  Wide right maybe,  but not short. 

Huh.  Difficult to believe that didn’t work out.

He took out the table, that’s all that matters.