Was it ever all that promising, really? Kind of a nothingburger, you ask me.

I’m a Red Sox fan and I love him. Get over yourself, nobody gives a shit about the Jays.

You have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. A starter who consistently puts up 200 IP seasons at 100 ERA+ is above average. 100 ERA+ for a full SP season is above average, and the comment you so pissily replied to already gave you one good reason why.

Hey at least ‘trading good players away at the deadline’ beats their previous MO this year of ‘cutting good players to save $$ and then trading them for peanuts (and $$)‘!

Doolittle is a genuinely great human, and his wife is, actually, even better. She’s one of the very top Twitter follows there is. @EireannDolan ‏ 

Yeah. He got a taste for it and then he was lovin’ it.

The full version of Go, Dog, Go (which is Eastman, by the way, not Seuss) is super weird and rude. It’s the only one of the entire ‘simplest Seuss for youngest use’ line that I’ve seen where the tiny, abridged board book version is 100% better than the original.

FUCKING THANK YOU. I hate all of those instances, but Zizzer zazzer zuzz in particular. It’s a GODDAMNED ALPHABET BOOK. THE WORDS SHOULD BE REAL WORDS.

God amighty, that is one of the greatest things I have ever seen. What is happening there? Wow.

This is among the greatest Childhood Anecdotes I have ever heard. Still giggling. Have a nice day.

I think you missed a pretty good joke.

I do

He obviously missed that last call. That should be OUR throw-in. He wasn’t even in position to make the call, he’s out there jogging.

Next year’s gonna be insane, when you basically take this squad, replace Lowrie with Barreto and then add Puk and Cotton to the rotation.

Someone taking a sympathetic view might say that Turner didn’t run because he thought the ball was foul, but that wouldn’t explain why he decided to drop his bat and helmet at home plate and walk back to the dugout

You posted this several days ago.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Swap the words ‘books’ and ‘movies’ in your comment and it’s equally true.

FILED TO: NO SHIT

“The Terms of Service are not retroactive, but a huge majority of Mr. Lord’s pledges came after the TOS was changed to specify arbitration, and those pledges are under that TOS,” the rep wrote. “His pledges with new money on top of his earlier pledges required him to accept the new Terms of Service.”