You can see the tears on his cheeks. This poor, poor kid is scarred for life both literally and otherwise.

This is exactly my take! My workdays consist of about 3 listens of Science Fiction and then one of Devil and God.

Team owners have huge leverage—not only are there are a limited number of them compared to the number of cities hoping to be “major league,”

Because the Germans ALSO know a thing or two about lost momentum.

No judgement but homeboy slips in a graze post-hug at 0:20

I’m legitimately shocked that ‘how to jump-start a car’ doesn’t appear on this list because I myself am responsible for, minimum, several dozen of those searches in my lifetime. And counting.

This is the take that I remain shocked is not being propogated. The Astros are unquestionably the assholes in this scenario!

I was a Dolphins fan growing up (weird series of events, nobody cares) with no real ties to the franchise, and that was the day my allegiance snapped once and for all.

First thing I noticed too. He got in two sucker punches in that first fracas. I think he’ll live to regret having done that.

The first openly gay coach in the history of major male American pro sports... likes women. Life is so confusing.

During his strikeout streak, the right fielder hit .178/.337/.370

nah

And we finally have our answer for “What Time Does ‘What Time Does the Eclipse Start’ Start”! I was starting to get concerned, this one really came down to the wire.

That clip is great for two playing-above-their-level performances, actually. That pitcher’s ‘I just gave up a donger’ reaction is an absolute all-timer. I wonder if he even saw the catch.

It makes more sense if you visit the site. It’s tiny. The business school is across the street on one side and LBNL on another. And it’s on a slope that’s like a 30 degree grade. There’s not enough room to park a backhoe. The construction must have been a logistical nightmare.

Counterpoint: It’s beautiful, a 10-minute walk from public transportation, and you can drink anywhere within a 1-mile radius (except the LBNL campus next door) without any hassle. And Tightwad Hill is one of the greatest D1 experiences anywhere.

I think you’re generally right but on the other hand, hoo boy, I have blown some major money at some craps tables in my lifetime and I don’t even know how to do complicated bets at that game. Just by getting your chips on all the ‘smart’ (relatively) plays on every roll, you can nuke a pretty good-sized stack pretty…

What does that have to do with anything?

It doesn’t have to look like his normal delivery. He threw to the plate. That’s a pitch. He threw a pitch while not in contact with the rubber. QED.