1. That’s an incredibly good call by the home plate ump.

I mean... okay... he should throw a strike. Why don’t we start with he should throw a valid pitch? He clearly caught sight of Odor running way too late and panicked. Why discuss what he should have calmly done?

That.... is an incredibly good call by the home plate ump.

This is a waste of your talents. So we shouldn’t be cheering these CEOs - who cares? If all we’re seeing by these CEOs dragging Trump is that they’ve taken the public temperature and it’s moved far enough against white nationalism that it no longer pays to support it, I’m completely fucking psyched about that. That’s…

Where where?

“I don’t require to” is not correct usage. ‘Require’ is a transitive verb and thus requires (heh) an object. ‘To [talk to your level]’ is an infinitive, and as such, when paired with the verb ‘require,’ is nonsense.

That is just such a horrifically bad throw, I can barely get over it.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers released 2016 second-round draft pick Roberto Aguayo over the weekend. It isn’t hindsight to declare that decision stupid, because it was foolish at the time

Thought the punch line was “Yankee fans.” I’m subscribing to your newsletter either way.

Alright, fess up - which one of you stupidasses thought it would be fun to go through and un-gray all the idiot trolls?

Shit that’s good. I can see right now that if this is what this band sounds like, I’m going to be listening to this all day. Midwest emo out of Kyoto, who knew!

What “fascist tactics” do you object to? Being ready to fight back?

Your AP English teacher should do you a favor and stop giving you A’s on everything just because you have a vocabulary that’s advanced for your age.

Yes. Don’t help. Attack. You’re doing this right. You’re doing the right thing. Keep it up.

Pay your assistant what they deserve

I’m just coming across this today and speaking as somebody who unintentionally watches a lot of Wendy Williams - I’m frequently in the break room during whatever hour the show is on - I feel like this is prooooobably one of the top 10 comments in the history of Jezebel.

And here he is, asking it in good faith. Crucially, he didn’t ask ‘why didn’t she do what I think she should have done’ at all; he asked ‘why didn’t she do what I think I would have done - what’s different?’

ALL WOMEN AREN’T SHAPED LIKE THAT

Misleading headline. I was expecting some spoofy nonsense where you ranked his rankings, but instead found a re-ranked list of wins. Much less interesting.

The issue is that there was a wildly successful, incredibly high-quality food-related blog that ran on Deadspin/Adequate Man for many years, and Chris Thompson transparently apes its style with none of its panache. I occasionally suspect that he’d be a fine writer if he tried to stand on his own, but as it is he just…