Point out the part that is gender-specific:

As they almost literally do. You’re an idiot.

The fuck do you know about it? Somebody else said that sometimes people on these passes sit in an obviously employees-only jump seat. You’re prepared to refute that claim?

Literally nothing in this comment is relevant to anything else presented in this article or any of the comments in the thread you’re responding to. Are you sure you’re in the right place?

It’s applied to everybody, you hysterical mouthbreather. Per the policy, the kids can wear shorts and the dad can’t wear leggings. The only one reading into the sexiness of minors here is you.

Exactly the point. What they’ve done in reality is bad enough; why lie to make it look marginally worse?

Well you sure are a sick piece of shit

Eat a bag of dicks

Eat a bag of dicks; the incredibly obvious premise here is that anybody flying on employee tickets is representing the company and as such should not be surprised to be asked to uphold an extremely loose standard of professionalism.

Yeah, this looks amazing.

This is a great point. There are more than 2 stakeholders in this battle.

a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

Hey, you got a catcher pitching, so who knows!

Too funny. Yeah, the center fielder scrambled to retrieve the wild pitch. Sure.

Tell it to the judge

That first one was a goddamn ROPE over the LF wall. I saw on Quick Pitch last night - they do this ridiculous overpresentation of the Statcast stuff, but the data itself is frequently interesting - the exit velocity on that dong was the fastest they’ve recorded for a dong hit by a pitcher. Not a huge number to compare…

Fake news

Yup. This was his final setup at the snap. At the initial play call, Green was running a slant left, but the play was changed. Your breakdown is exactly correct - the RB starts doing the original playcall (PA right) then ‘remembers’ his new assignment (block left) and cuts into the QB to do it. Hilariously or…

No offense intended, but I’m not going to drug my child to make her compliant. Hell, I’ll rarely take any medication unless I absolutely have to, so I’m a bit biased. Plus, I know my kid

The question was ‘what would your response be to such an argument’ which seemed to me to presuppose that the argument was a decent one (which it’s not). The other dude gave my same answer with a lot less salt, and it turns out you were legit confused about how this works, so fair play to the both of you.