...except the one you just didn’t read..?

Nope. I’ve got a kid.

The fuck does an ISP care what its customers want? ‘Attract customers,’ are you serious? I’d give up Comcast in a heartbeat if there was literally any viable alternative. In your fever dreams there are multiple ISPs competing in the market?

Er, I was under the impression that you gotta catch ‘em all.

Where’s the Mark Davis punchline in this article? Odd. I see ‘Goodell’ in the headline and ‘Goodell’ all over the article and... wait.. no, nothing about Davis.

This is awesome. On the bright side, it’s a few days later and these errors have been corrected! That is NOT typical for Gawker Media authors.

Did you watch the video? That’s not what happened. Maybe you’re thinking of a different accident?

You didn’t watch the video.

How could it be anyone else’s fault?

Wait, you drive around in first gear? When I learned to drive I was taught “first gear is for getting to second gear.”

Counterpoint: I finally got around to it last week and it wasn’t actually funny at all. It’s only one joke, and it’s explored with as much wit in this article as it is in the movie. These are centuries-old vampires and they live together in the modern day and argue about dishes. If endless, repetitive riffs on that…

Wow.

There are already areas with zero insurance companies offering exchange plans. And a huge number of areas are down to one company.

Totally agree. The only clear takeaway I got was that people with tax liens and civil judgments against them are getting a boost. And I’m pretty sure I already know how I feel about that...

Yeah, you don’t get it.

...because he gave a 30% probability to what ended up happening, and you don’t understand statistics?

I don’t think any of these commenters got your joke.

1. Baez is well known as the best tagger in the business, which sounds weird until you drill down a bit and see just how much better he is than anyone in recent memory has been. Watch a couple highlights and it’s equally as clear.

Dude that ball was deep. I can’t remember the last time I saw a guy throw out a runner tagging up on a fly ball that deep. And Segura’s nobody’s idea of slow. Wasn’t Rosario pegged as a second baseman with the Twins? With an arm like that?

I mean, getting the other best big man with a sort of odd skillset really was not the way I expected the Gentry/Davis Pelicans to go, but I am super excited to see how it turns out. I hope they keep it going, and surround them with some really interesting, complementary role players and a really suave PG so they can…