Joanna it looks like your piece may have suffered a really bad edit. In your fourth paragraph’s first sentence you say:

In fact, that ball did not clearly hit his arm. I’ve watched the video, and that’s all there is to it - your arguments predicated on the behavior of the players involved are silly. He ‘moves his arm behind himself’ because of momentum, and because that’s what you do in soccer when a ball like that is about to be…

I’d peg it at since about 2007.

Still, Di María appears to have gotten off his shot before Mascherano touched him,

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I hope things get better for you.

I hope things get better for you.

Butcher at a supermarket? What kind of posh joints are y’all shopping at?

Wasn’t this exact plot a Dipshit Men Gone Wrong movie in the 90's with, like, the cast of City Slickers but Christian Slater swapped in for Billy Crystal?

That issue being that the for-profit insurance industry fails to adequately control costs and provide for our health care needs, I take it?

Bruce Chen was on my very first fantasy baseball team. So was Glendon Rusch.

My reply was more timely than both of yours. How’s the persecution complex coming?

My reply was more timely than both of yours. How’s the persecution complex coming?

I have not seen those Atlanta unis before. They are... not good.

No, he wasn’t.

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bike design, loud music, and mood darkness, caused her ongoing mental and physical suffering.

Yikes, some of these reviews are very sketchy. I do need to replace my pillows but I think I’ll pass on this one.

Yikes, some of these reviews are very sketchy. I do need to replace my pillows but I think I’ll pass on this one.

In an article about poorly-understood baking terms, here’s another one with no explanation:

This was one of the first things I noticed too, and I replayed a bunch of times to get a better look. I think I might have whistled the offsides. She fell down but certainly influenced at least one of the two players who muffed the clearance - if she got knocked over rather than falling down, than she was definitely…

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