I don’t want to make assumptions about what it is like to have a mastectomy. But I am imagining that if I had to have a mastectomy, even if I’ve come to terms with it and learned to accept my drastically changed body, seeing a bunch of attractive young women with their perfect breasts holding a coke can in my honor…

YES GIRL. These high-waisted skinny jeans can fuck right off.

You’ve proved the author’s point better than she ever could. So the people in Phoenix who can’t afford bottled water, tough boogers eh? If the tap water sucks, demand that they improve it. If it’s not possible due to environmental reasons, well then there’s reason that we call places like that the desert, and nobody…

Buy a filter and reusable bottle you selfish moron.

So many of these products are tested on animals! You can get such great, cheap beauty products that don’t require barbaric processes.

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than…

People are frequently idiots about “you like pizza? you like spaghetti? Then how can you not like tomatoes on your burger?”

I didn’t expect him to be THRILLED but his reaction was way over the top, right?!

Man, Jezebel, what’s the point of jumping on this now? It’s already been discussed to death on Gawker (with horrible picture) and on Groupthink (without).

For readers who might be interested in such a policy, there is currently a White House.gov petition for the creation of an official national registry for animal abusers (note that it is for people who are convicted of intentional or malicious abuse, not those who are investigated and found to be guilty of…

Feral cats get a bad reputation because people would rather hate them then help them. I feed a lot of feral cats in my neighborhood and they’re harmless. Yes, sometimes they spray my front door or whatever and you know what? I just clean it up with enzyme spray and its gone, problem solved (yes yes, I’m also in the…

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR WEEKEND. I DO NOT CARE WHAT SHOWS YOU WATCH. LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME EARN MY MONEY.

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer has objected to employees working remotely, stating that they’re “more collaborative and innovative when they’re together.”

I swear my office's IT guy has magical eyes, because the second he comes over to watch me try to recreate a problem I've been having all day, the problem stops happening. I think he thinks I'm a moron

Luckily, they can all play both kinds of music... Country AND Western.

She looked down at me over the rims of her sunglasses, snorted, and said, 'No dear. You see, I went to university.'

I love-love the place I’m from. There is so much history, and it’s a very beautiful place, both in scenery and in the people who live here. It’s not too PC, and you can let your hair down and talk about whatever you want. It’s also very wealthy, which means the people are very smart, so you are never far from an…

When I read about these kinds of experiences, I just honestly don’t understand them. I have no connection to the town I grew up in, no friends back home, I was never part of the community. I didn’t really experience the good parts, how could I miss it? I’ll always feel more culturally connected to the city where I was…

I’m sure they’re totally okay with the idea of missionary trips, though.