We don't have matching tats but this was our custom drawn wedding invitation I got on my arm for our anniversary. Our rooster was our ring bearer

Yes, this has been validated by me as well. While I have not been a barista I was on a first name basis with the barista at the coffee/ice cream shop next to the sushi place I worked. She would regularly let me have a flavor shot in my coffee or extra chocolate syrup in my sundae for free because she knew I always got…

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

Mandated vaccinations are the only way. Exemptions for medical reasons only (i.e., those who MUST rely on herd immunity). Absolutely no personal belief exemptions allowed, period. No messing with the schedule, either. You either vaccinate on schedule, or you home school or pay for private school that allows belief…

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

1: The entire trend of increasingly outrageous "prom-posals" is dumb as fuck. Aside from the obvious, it's really awful to put someone in a position where they feel like they can't say no.

Yeah, this is why, even though I feel like I'm aligning myself with a certain amount of BS, I still go organic, particularly with meat/dairy. The scientists are actually freaking out about this, guys, and supporting factory farming is as stupid as denying climate change etc etc.

TheCasualEnthusiast - St. Louis, MO

FYI, you're kind of an entitled asshole. The reason many places ban perfume is because of people with allergies, asthma, or migraines. Perfume can trigger a hour or days long migraine for some people.

Posted a review based only upon the ridiculous so-Santa Fe ban...

This hit, that ice cold

Such an overreaction by ESPN. It's not like he was saying evolution is scientific fact.

I only eat free-range linguinies. You can't imagine how the caged ones suffer.

What's more shocking to me is how few people make the connection between lack of unionization and monumentally bad working conditions. If I had a nickel for every friend I've had who can go on about how evil the big bad unions are and still express shock and outrage over the kind of behavior described in these sort of…

After learning the hard way, here is a list of shit i don't ever do in the office:

I would prefer it if no one remembered to throw birthday parties at work.

Yeah, plenty of vets are douchebags. Plenty are not. Just the same as, y'know, the rest of humanity.

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

Yes. They fucking hate you and they talk shit about you.

Hershey's tastes like puke. Overwhelmingly sugary, with a vaguely cacao flavour laced with an overwhelming and unbalanced note of butyric acid.