I love this new Kinja definition of “sucker punch”

Cute?

It’s not my fault you consider Atlanta a team.

No, five teams.

...and is 24th in the majors in team home runs.

The part I love the most is the smug look on the umpire’s face as Ortiz is being “dragged” off the field.

Yes, I love to live in absolute filth.

As a semi-germaphobe that thought scares me.

That’s the only reason I clicked through to this article.

That’s definitely a dish scrubber.

Dion Waiters just straight up arm bars Manu Ginobili

Looks a little better, too.

Where I am, it seems opposite. This is anecdotal, but my cousin recently tried going into the local TWC office to ask to change her package or get a reduction after a promotional period expired. They just told her there’s nothing they could do, and that removing a service will raise her bill. She couldn’t get them to…

Scrubs is leaving May 2nd

It’s easier than most.

So what? Yellow just lost it and everyone, not just blue, overtoo.... HOLY SHIT RED CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

Except, until they’re paid off, they’re probably technically owned by a bank or other financial institution.

I admit I’ve fallen victim to this. In the past 9 months I’ve gotten married, received a big promotion at work, and have been renovating a house. Beforehand I used to go the the gym 3-4 times a week. Since then, I’ve gone maybe a handful of times. I’ve put on some weight, but I’m now starting to get back into the…