+1 You're an idiot.

That county has less than 5,000 people in it. A few yahoos can throw it off.

Here I thought my county actually liked the Eagles, then I realized that was Jets green. Stupid fucking training camp.

Backup dancers have really gotten so much better over the years.

Somebody in my town has a last-gen Impala SS with an SS windshield banner, side SS graphics, racing stripes and side-exit exhaust pipes (possibly fake).

Yes.

Not to the Gawker faithful:

I totally see what you did there.

Meth. It's a hell of a drug.

For that price, you can't go wrong. NP.

My grandmother's 2011 Chrysler 200. My car needed a new tire after an incident with a pothole, and she let me borrow it for the time I was waiting for the tire to come in. I haven't driven many 4 cylinders in my life, but this car was the most anemic thing I have ever driven. And the interior of this 'premium' brand…

What's are the better ones for ridiculously tasteless ricer car mods? Those are always my favorite.

2003 BMW 525i, 135,307 mi, $5,000... 5-SPEED!!!

1998 BMW 528i, 95,274 mi, $5,000

1999 Cadillac Catera, 37,00 miles, $5,000 (I'm totally ignoring everything but price limit)

There's still a Mirage??

The fact that he had to apologize for this is ridiculous.

I mean... that's a pretty good deal.