So where did you park your Mustang?

The current gen 3-hatch is actually the first one I really like the looks of. If I was in the market for a econ hatch it would definitely be near the top of the list.

Zing!

Is Eli's version of Manningface funnier in person?

Why couldn't Deadspin find a picture of you in a Giants uniform?

Cargo shorts?

Hah you asshole.

Cortland, NY: Nothing good.

Mastodon is a color, right?

Made it through six winters in rural CNY area with a G8 and an SS. Absolutely no issues with the right tires. Just takes patience.

But where are they in the picture? I can't see them.

I bet his head Ertz.

On a boat, not in shorts?

Sucker.

All I know about Rex Ryan is that he tries to fuck all the early-returning cock-gobbling college whores at the Stone Lounge in Cortland every summer.

Now I want an ice cream sandwich...

I wish Beltré was my older brother.