Krusty Burger is going to get killed again on next year’s Olympic promotion.

How can this man expect to be taken seriously as a football coach if he acts like a human being?

It’s time to fix the fumble rule too. If I lose control of the ball while playing soccer and it goes out of bounds, I lose possession. If I lose control of the ball while playing basketball and it goes out of bounds, I lose possession.

They practice on Sundays? When do they study?

Your comment is bad and I am starring it so people can see it because it is bad

Fun story about ice breakers: they are often dual hull designs (and ice breaking bow and keel on one end and an open water bow and keel on the other) because icebreaker hulls are terrible in open water so they are designed to turn around in open water and sail one way and then flip around completely when they get to…

Mild-mannered Horace Herbert worked in accounting... until HR uncovered his dirty little secret:

“No, I don’t think you could say that.”

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

IT’S ALSO CALLED CROSSY ROAD.

I starred you, and unstarred you, just so I could star again.

Every year, I say the same thing; we get off so easy on these things.

Carroll and Schneider...

“It is the official car for boyfriends pointing it out to their girlfriends when they see it on the street.”

Personally, I thought that the description of the falcon on a man’s shoulder was positively awe-inspiring. It didn’t make me think of him or any of his surrounding fellows as lesser, but rather, I envisioned a dignified man with an equally dignified feathered partner, patiently observing his surroundings. I could…

Maybe adding a picture of these “remarkably” thin spiders to the post would be possible?

Driving a bus in Detroit is probably scarier than corralling a tiger wit a tarp ad a weed wacker.

These guys should go head-to-head, live on paperview.