Leave it to TheNSA to have a fix for ball security.

I'd have thought odor & wetness was more common at Petco park.

Serious further clarification, there’s no third digit on the scoreboard, and were they actually at seven points it would read ‘7’ and not ‘07.’

+ 1 four-line FALLYBLOCK

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You could crowdfund the hardcopy, I'd be down also!

You don't get the skiing with Denver. You have to drive a ways out for that.

I think this is actual news - it’s much more relatable to most on this site than stories about celebrities, politicians, or war. It’s only once every few weeks that I see a story like this that I really enjoy. Most days I flip though my favorite sites, looking for something truly interesting to read. At least read the…

If there's any publication that can give us the straight story on English, it's Deadspin.

He kinda looks like Kim Jong Un there.

Nah dude, it was just a joke (last being scary actually), and I’m glad to hear it’s still running. I didn’t realize this post was so old when I wrote it. I don't wish ill will on any car.

The key word here being “last turbo drag car.”

Collin,

No Insane Clown Posse?

I agree with you 100%.

Agree totally. I did this for my e46 325i and it took forever to sell and attracted lots of morons, still. It did end up in good hands though.

I’ll put up 1000 Flooz for someone to send this to an iPhone and have Siri “read me my new text message.”

Everyone knows that a proper digital gauge has an 82 minute settling time.

And I’ll leave this here, from Seattle City Light’s page:

How about these for the ones I see in Seattle: