You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

I’m no fan of Gawker – especially the recent gay-escort-blackmail-craziness. I’m no fan of Kinja either, which seems purpose-built to annoy and obstruct users. However, I love Jalopnik. This is good stuff. Never stop.

Las Vegas native here. I have never seen it rain this hard here in my entire life. Our pool probably gained a good 3 inches of water. Dog was going nuts barking at the thunder, and hid under my table. Brother was only able to drive home from his job because his truck is massive, and even then he thought about just…

So what you’re saying is, there are different ways that we can utilize Red Bull Pinz?

This was magnificent. Thank you.

OBG: [reads Doug’s joke]

I love Costas. This is the first time I ever thought he was an asshole. I know I’m going to get ripped for that thought.

It’s said and resaid to the point of losing meaning, but we are living in the Golden Age of horsepower. This will likely be the last great age right before the automotive paradigm shifts to car sharing, autonomous cars, etc.

Deadspin generally has the consistently funniest comments in Gawker land, but "Comment of the Day" coming back is pushing Jalopnik's game up.

I can’t fit Niagara Falls on a vanity plate.

I like this.

Hi! Jorts/Shants Enthusiast Kevin Smith here.

You should have seen what it looked like when this trophy exploded all over its owner.

COTD is back, funny videos are being served up on a regular basis, and there’s a totally new Miata... have we just entered the golden age of Jalopnik?

It’s not that unusual, even for airports that only service private planes. St. Barts in the Caribbean requires special certification and so does Courchevel in the French alps.

Hi C.J.! I’m a bit confused by the color on the P1. Everybody on here calls it “HyperBlurple” but there’s another McLaren MSO P1 that looks the same but they call it “Pacific Blue”. What’s the official factory name for the color on your car?

It would have been unethical to not publish the leak. A reporters job is to report, not be a lap dog for the subject of their reports. If a reporters primary goal is to keep their subject happy, they should apply to join the marketing department.

I farted in a 2015 Mustang GT tester at Willow Springs right before Matt Farah got in it. At first I felt bad about it, but later I attributed it to adding a dime to his lap time so I now chalk it up as a tiny victory. Don’t tell that to Matt though.