oh wow she's so detached from the modern world, living in that third-world backwater place called New Zealand. She's never seen a cheerleader perform before! How precious. This must have been what it was like when the Maori were first introduced to civilization and culture

It's embarrassing how much you have it out for these guys

I wouldn't say the onus is on the less sexual. I would say it's the opposite. If the other partner would like it once a day and compromises at 2x a week, they are letting their wants let down 5x a week.

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

Here's a new header for the site.

That only happens at the CFL Evaluation Camp.

PA announcer: "Okay fans, are you ready to win the prize of your life?!"

This is what giant crabs always do when they seafood.

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Well, you can't spell programs without orgasm.

The American delegation was also surprised to discover several other words, "awake", "at work", "walking", "driving" and "asleep" also meant "drunk" in Russian

Bleacher Report, circa 2012:

Shut the fuck up.

"Dammit! The Broncos defense was supposed to be running security for these press conferences!"

I love the guy, he's an ideal athlete for anyone who doesn't believe children should truly have athletic idols to base their entire moral code around.

Richard Sherman is America. God, I love him so.

Rocket Frog defense is the new Wildcat offense.