Well, I can tell you that the Titans fans are thrilled to see him go. I talked to the other 3 last night, and we're all fucking ecstatic.

6:10 a.m. [Larry Bird shows up for exhibition, names himself one of two team captains, original format is scrapped]

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

It's better than the group I saw last week. They were imbecilic, and all they did was drink old diet soda, play their iPads, and sing.

Just couldn't let this one stay a simple joke, could you?

i think that's just the smog making its way into the arena.

I spoke with them. They said it's funny and don't worry about it, but they would like their joke back.

You can practically hear the Tecmo Bowl music as the play unfolds.

These names form my favorite pickup line.

I could only get through a little more than 2 minutes before concluding he was a condescending ignorant ass. The US paper sizes do have origins that are obvious and well known. The beds on printing presses were 24x36. 2 ft by 3ft. This is a common size for desks, small tables, windows etc in the US, so it made sense…

Cougin' it real in the NFL.

That seems a bit harsh. I really loved the article and just wanted to add what I've seen.

You said there was a time when McCarver was actually good.

I don't think it should be a penalty at all, the consequences should be the risk making the highlight reel on the occasion where you taunt, and then proceed to fail hilariously.

Deadspin: Headline about Sachin Tendulkar

Commentariat: *crickets*

This is a really great impression, even when you compare it to Kenan Thompson's one of James Brown, Taran Killam's of Boomer Esiason, and my vibrate-only cellphone's of Dan Marino.

True! And funny you should bring it up because I got a story you won't believe. I grew up in Munich. My brother was a clean footballer, with a penchant for something higher. And by that, I mean he was destined for servicing the Lord...err'um.. service for the Lord... he was into God. So much so he went to school…

I got nothing.

It's a long road LJ hoes.