Hahaha. Good one. Jags fan.

The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on.

"a knuckle punt necessarily sacrifices distance"

We at Sidespin are extremely enmbarassed we didn't break a story that so heavily involves Tampa and Olive Garden.

He's has a Dyno slip for 850HP and 10.0 in the 1/4 mile, from Bandimere's race track in 1971. Not a lot of photos of the car exists, but trust me, it has the numbers to back up his claims, and knows enough of the original parts you could piece together the motor in modern times easily.

This man needs a show

It'd be like Mister Rogers' Garage

Reporter: Do you feel like you're ready to lead this team this season?

Obama: [rubs lamp]

found?:

A traditional Paddock Basher was some old clunker that rural kids used to move hay bales around, check the sheep in the back forty, or run other errands on the property. More often than not, it was an old family sedan that had been totaled or otherwise retired from legal street use and resurrected for duty where…

Traditionally, scumbagery has been used to get out of Seattle (A-Rod, Cliff Lee, the Sonics, Boeing for a time). At least he's being a dick for Seattle's benefit. We've never had that.

OKC lied to get our team, now they're the sweetheart team of the league. Sactown lied about whether or not they had all their land bought to keep theirs. Somehow I have no problem with Hansen doin this.

Neutral: Move all Subaru production to Oregon and Washington.

F*** YOU KINJA HOPE YOU TEAR YOUR ACL ON FRIDAY

I suffered from "Low T", or let's be honest "No T" as a result of radiation therapy. It doesn't just make you "get the sads in your Johnson...lose interest in birthday cake and long road trips with their wives". It had profound physical effects which eventually got me to the endocrinologist's office and serious…

But how does it park on our test lot?

Unless you live in the mountain west, in which case you NEED awd in the winter. You're not driving up and over 12,000 foot passes on 10%+ grades and up driveways with 20%+ grades with RWD and snow tires. In many places it's illegal to try - the cops will ticket you or not let you pass if you don't have awd AND snow…

Hey Matt - what do you think? Car reviews by Jaime. He moved to California...something about his son, but we keep in touch with him. I think he's in The Bronx now.

a few years ago at Classic Car Club, we had a valet named Jaime. Funny guy. He was from South America - El Salvador. He would wash all the cars, keep them tidy, help with stuff around the club.

So Jaime drove everything. 308 Ferrari's and e-Type Jags, to a Lancia Delta Integrale, Ford GT, Bentleys, 430's,…

I live in real mountains (I am sitting at 9500 feet as I type)...I grew up with RWD cars and no matter how good the driver or the tires, plenty of places were no go during a good run of storms. It amuses me that some joker who lives in a state loaded with plows, salt and a total elevation gain of around 300 ft talks…