That IS my avatar. I've got a thing for Asian porn.

I know, right?! I was always like, "Beer? The fuck is that?!"

How about that, Iceland really is green.

HK: [throws hands up]

Wait wait wait, you live in Montana and you are only 5 minutes away from something??

More like Brickyard 420, amirite?

Sally sounds fun.

I like VAG. I'm in one right now. I dont really care what you're into, I'm gonna stick with my VAG.

Well my name is Mohammed Smith, so I found it hilarious.

As always, funnier with Benny Hill music.

This movie looks as all-American as a ham&cheese sandwich.

he must have been a fan of Road Rash growing up. Nice back fist

When you think about it, this is a brilliant marriage preparation tactic.

C2 looks great and is absolutely timeless, but I honestly think the Model S is one of the most attractive designs to come out of America in a very very long time. Maybe since the C2?

A few years ago, I was driving my 78 firebird down to Hilton Head to spend the weekend with a bunch of friends. The friend hosting the party was the kind of guy that you just knew was always good for a good time—he had that sort of sparkle in his eye that made it clear there was always something up his sleeve, so I…

He's clearly installing a Turbo Encabulator in the car to get that kind of mileage. It's the only way.

river of shit

Elon Musk is quickly turning into Lex Luthor with this shit and I am 100% OK with that.