This should not have been wasted as a reply. It deserves its own HBO special.

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

fix that.

The entire interaction is simply a construction in Albert’s head, revealing his own feelings of inadequacy rather than anything about Check Out Guy. In reality Albert was likely the 500th middle aged White Dude this month buying White Claw. Check Guy has long since stopped caring, hell even noticing, what products…

Inadequate Man

Watch the video.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

@RobbieAmell is outside pumping up a football